Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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Anonymous said: Should you hide a big part of who you are in order to protect the happiness of someone very important to you even if hiding that makes you miserable?

artichokeonthisdick:

omg I’m horrible with advice someone please help this person out

Sometimes you have to put your needs in front of others. Protect your happiness because in the long run all that matters is if you’re proud of who you’ve become or not. If other people don’t approve they’ll eventually get over it or leave and others will step in to take their place.

czaritsa:

sebasstianvael:

“people who are sick don’t play video games all day”

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“If you really felt bad you wouldn’t be on the computer.”

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me: *is Cool and Nice*

perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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dyalated:

vinebox:

When a hot guy posts a selfie on instagram

who is this hero?

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theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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ryannminajj:

to everyone i went to high school with

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baby: d-d-d..
dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
baby: D I C K S Q U A D

tyler-thequeen:

My Happy Little Pill

Take Me Away

Dry My Eyes

Bring Color To My Skies